Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Packing to Paris!!! §§

The night before our flight to Paris, we were busy with packing..

Of course, our days aren't the least hectic of the year since we have to make up for two weeks of work...

Before the flight, Sam, Jiali, Yohan and I had Popeye's for dinner... After a long day of shopping of course...

 Before entering the departure terminal, we had a little exploration and found the slide of terminal 3.
Every $10 spent gives us an opportunity to ride the slide from the third storey.. We used our receipts from popeye's and our gifts from Bengawan Solo to redeen one turn each..

A little fun at X-Zone T3..

Magical teapot with spouting balls at specific time intervals... If you manage to throw the balls into the green tube from the top, I think you get a prize....

Nothing better to do in the waiting lounge...

 Kris Flyer on A380 rocks!!! Makes you wish your plane ride lasts for 2 days!!!

 Comfy pack by Givenchy...

 Love airplane food§§§§§§§§§

Can you spot my future in laws???

Monday, 20 December 2010

Husband and Wife Jokes

1- Wife & Husband
: How have you managed to get home so early today?
: My boss lost temper with me and shouted "Go to hell". So I came home.

Black guy & A White Girl
A black guy and a white girl met at a nightclub. She took him to her apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!"   So he ran off with the TV and VCD...
3-Wife & Husband

Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!"
- Something wrong
A Chinese couple got married. When their baby was born, she had big, blue eyes, curly, blonde hair and brown skin. They named her  ...  SAM TING LONG.
5- Wedding nights

Man to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?' "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'
6- Not at all

> 70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running behind  young girls?"
> Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it."
7- Don't disgrace your family

>A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her…."1st he  kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he
> wants  to go on top.  You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name."
> Next day girl told Mom, "Everything happened exactly as you predicted. I
> didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family."

8- Baby burnt

> A white couple had a black baby….
> The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
> Husband: Why the baby black?
> Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!

9- Expiry date

>Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?"
> Husband: "Nothing."
> Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an  hour?"
> Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"

10- Why black?

> Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
> Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!!!