Jokes again!

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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess " on it. So I said 
"Implants? "

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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
"It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night. "
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A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one 
condition, send me your mother.
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Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole 
chicken.
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A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.
"Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain.
"Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand? "
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"Will the father be present during the birth? "
asked the obstetrician.
"Nah," replied the mother-to-be,
"He and my husband don't get along. "
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'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen,
'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break
?'
'Yes dear, what about it?'
'Well your worries are over.'
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
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"It's clear " said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your 
geography. What's your excuse? " "Well, my dad says the world is 
changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down! "
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