Monday, 12 October 2009

Would you Remarry? Funny Joke.. :D

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house ."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No...... I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her
golfing with you?"

HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times.."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed."

WIFE: - silence -

HUSBAND: ". . . .. . Shit."

5 comments:

心魔 said...

sorry lah Claire, call me 'Tuh', but I don't get it leh...

Cheese, Cake, Cupcake, Chocolate, Cinnamon, Claire, Clementine, Cookies and Cream said...

Well, this means that the husband already has another wife.. Hahaha.. Or more like a mistress.. :P

心魔 said...

Oh yarrr hor... *slaps forehead*. So the lengthy questioning was leading him into a trap?!

Very nice picture of you in graduation gown... what breed is Mango?

Cheese, Cake, Cupcake, Chocolate, Cinnamon, Claire, Clementine, Cookies and Cream said...

HAha... I think it wasn't done on purpose... But the husband was making the mistake when he didn't pay enough concentration to the conversation with his wife.. MAngo is a Toy Poodle.. :D

Cheese, Cake, Cupcake, Chocolate, Cinnamon, Claire, Clementine, Cookies and Cream said...

HAha... I think it wasn't done on purpose... But the husband was making the mistake when he didn't pay enough concentration to the conversation with his wife.. MAngo is a Toy Poodle.. :D